bedroom shenanigans

i've been talking in my sleep every night for the last month, and i think i'm driving russ insane.

it's always the same situation, i have a dream (where i think i am actually awake) and i see someone, or something in our room. i start yelling to russ to get the shot gun, or something like:

"russ, there's a monkey hanging from the ceiling!" or
"there's a little kid standing by our door... no really he's right there!"

by the time the words come out of my mouth, and i have successfully woken him from yet another foiled REM cycle, i realize:

no emily, there's not a monkey, or a creepy little kid, or a red-eyed lizard in your room. you're crazy. and then i feel really bad for telling russ that "there is 100% for sure a monkey hanging from our ceiling."

what is wrong with me? do i need to feng shui my room? do i need a dream catcher? it's starting to irritate me, and i can't imagine how poor muffin must feel... even though he very patiently and sweetly tells me that once again, nothing is in the room, go back to bed--- EVERY NIGHT.

either way, something must be done. i think our bedroom needs a makeover. i am leaning towards three styles:

{a.} awesomely ostentatious : think marie antoinette // king louis XVI

this is actually her room {rad!}

versace home

{b.} clean lines - modern simplicity

modern2modern

kmp furniture

{c.} quirky cool
anything + everything goes.

cb2

{pics (unless otherwise noted) are from the decor inspiration mecca known as pointclickhome}
what should i do?
about the room, and my sleeping crises.